It’s a shame that Spiderman has now been relegated to a sidewalk act on the Santa Monica pier. Gone are the days when he used to protect the world from villains like Lizardman and Doctor Octopus. We have MMA fighters for that, which subsequently makes all Marvel superheros unemployed. Now the best thing Spiderman can do is to be kicked in the throat by Jon Bones Jones and hopefully earn a few bucks by passersby. It’s clear that Jon Bones Jones has discovered Spiderman’s weakness: unemployment. Now in this interview with The Daily, Bones says he’s also found Shogun Rua’s weakness and plans to exploit it at UFC 128. [Source]
