Zeus and I ran into Johny Hendricks at the EA booth at E3 yesterday, and promptly bounced off his tree trunk frame. Nah, just kidding, we didn’t actually run into Johny Hendricks, but he brushed past us and gave us black eyes and nose bleeds. That dude looks like he’s the son of Paul Bunyan and Heracles. I don’t know how that would work out sex-wise, but we’re talking about mythical beings here, so all procreation rules as we know them are out the window.
We believe that Johny Hendricks is the next coming of Dan Henderson. A badass wrestler who has decided he can knock out anyone if he really wants to, so he does. Now, Johny says he has a better H-bomb then Hendo. Johny is lucky his last name starts with an H, otherwise I would be crying foul. Also, Johny: knock out Fedor before you talk about your H-bomb. But, you do have a point, you stout, bearded man.
