Sure Anderson, you may be able to out-box me, submit me within seconds, high-kick my brain into the exosphere, elbow my skull to an adjacent angle and out-dance me, but I would lace you in Halo: Reach. In fact, I can absolutely guarantee that I would beat any current UFC fighter in any variation of Halo. However, that’s probably the only thing I could out-anything Anderson Silva in. I could probably type more words than him per minute. There’s a good chance that I could eat more cheese sticks than him, with or without marinara sauce. However, as far as slow dancing with an attractive chick — The Spider wins. Check out this dance clip of Ando getting seductive on the dance floor. [Source]
