We’ve officially focused on the big toe in the last month more than we ever have before on MiddleEasy.com, and it’s because of this I may be developing a phobia of having my toe torn off or exploded while doing an everyday thing. Imagine being at the grocery store and all of a sudden someone runs over your foot with a cart and your toe looks like Frank Mir’s face after a round with Brock. That’s the type of happenstance running through me head at all times now. I always took the godly invulnerability of the big toe for granted, but never again. I respect you big toe, please don’t become mangled, like Jon Jones’ or Mark Hunt’s toe. I couldn’t handle it.
According to Mark Hunt’s Facebook, he broke his toe in the first round against Junior:
And Esther Lin got an incredible picture of the offending digit:
Nasty. Thanks to our bud Matt Phillips for pointing this out.