Were you enthralled by last night’s UFC and forgot all about Metamoris? That’s a damn shame, you. You should put your face in your soup right now. If there is no soup in front of your face, go to your cupboard, open it, find a can or a more biodegradable boxed soup, open that, pour it into a bowl (heat up if you want) and shove your face into that bowl of soup, because Metamoris was the combat sports event to watch last night. Mostly because of Josh Barnett. Not a surprise.
We have the video of last night’s main even right here. Take in the catch wrestling. Let it absorb into your pours, like that soup.