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If you ever hoped to get 14 inches of Jon Jones’ wood, today might be your lucky day

If you ever hoped to get 14 inches of Jon Jones’ wood, today might be your lucky day

I just spent the last half hour of the TUF Finale entering different word combinations into the Google search box to try and determine how a person might discover a sale on the piece of wood from the telephone pole Jon Jones accidentally DUI’d into about two weeks ago. I finally came up with a winner in “Jon Bones Jones pole wood”. Apparently these are the kind of things MiddleEasy readers Google. I’m so glad to know I’m not the only one googling ‘pole’ or ‘wood’ on a regular basis. You guys are just as twisted as I am. I feel a sense of kinship with you guys now more than ever. Especially, the reader who only identified himself as ‘Eddie’ when he shared his discovery of 14 inches of Jon Jones’ wood with us today. You are awesome Eddie.

The eBay listing claims to be selling a genuine 14 inch piece of wood taken from this pole Jones hit with his Bentley on May 19, in Binghamtom, NY.

You can get in on a lengthy piece of Jon Jones wood on eBay right now. The bid has started at a bargain price of $9.99 and there are about 3.5 days left in the auction. No matter what the truth is about what those two girls were doing in the car with Bones the night of the crash, we are pretty sure if you win this auction its likely your 14 inches of wood is more than they ended up with. Unfortunately he probably won’t sign it for you because it might look too much like his own. Happy bidding all of you Jones wood wanters.

Here’s a picture of the wooden plank that is being auctioned off.

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