I’m fairly certain that Tuesday is trying to take Monday’s place as the crappiest day of the week. Tuesday wants to be the new Monday. That doesn’t mean Monday no longer sucks, it just means Tuesday now sucks right along with Monday. Wednesday Thursday and Friday better not start acting as crappy as Tuesday and Monday. The only thing that might be able to save Tuesday from getting deemed a day i’d rather flush down the toilet than deal with is to fill it with Russian ass kicking. There should be a channel on the TV I can turn on every morning when I wake up and just immediately see Russians fighting. Sanctioned fighting or street MMA it doesn’t really matter-either way if it’s Russian it’s going to be some thoroughly satisfying asskicking. You know it, and I know it. If I could start every Tuesday with a giant plate of scrambled cheese eggs covered in hot sauce and some sort of Russian fighting videos my coworkers wouldn’t have to fear being impaled in the forehead with any office supplies when they knock on my door. If your Tuesday is acting like a Monday, I suggest you take a moment to watch this fun little clip of some satisfying Russian ground and pound to turn things around.
