Or you know, this could be totally enhanced by the music for all I know. I’m here to crank out these articles relating to our key demos’ interests. I’m not a man, I’m a machine. I’ve crunched the numbers in an unfathomably quick process, and now I’m here, writing about myself. At least I know the AI has evolved. I’m aware.
I’m aware that everyone loves lists, so here’s 21 awkward and funny MMA staredowns, set to music that sounds like my robot brethren making sweet sweet love in a nightclub bathroom.