I rarely leave my apartment in Hollywood in fear that something out there will alter my life in a negative way. Tonight, I stayed up in fear that I would sleepwalk and accidentally venture out of my front door. It’s too dangerous out there in the wilderness of the real world. There are these things called ‘cars’ that you have to watch out for. Sometimes they run over people, sometimes they don’t. However, ‘sometimes’ is an infinitely larger probability than ‘never,’ so I can’t risk it. Confined in my bubble of fabricated security, I can control every variable within my apartment without the need to do any real social interaction. It’s great. You should try it more often. Being a hermit can also greatly reduce the chance of Dan Henderson punching your brain cells out of your skull.
Yeah, he has the ability to do that — and some of you Jon Bones Jones haters are vehemently hoping that Hendo will serve the UFC light heavyweight champion with a hearty serving of ‘H-Bomb.’ In this MMAHeat interview with the former Pride and Strikeforce champion, Henderson says that he understands a lot of you don’t like Bones and that he will try his scientific best to grab the UFC strap.