Thanks to the nimble artistic stylings of an area haircut artist, a man has just paid tribute to Ronda Rousey with the back of his scalp. Unfortunately, the professional’s longstanding love for Wanderlei Silva, as well as his decades-long romance with the Planet of the Apes series, left traces of hairy masculinity in the end product.
Yes, the follicular Rousey hype is in full effect, and this is Black Hair Friday. Every young man with a lush head of hair is camped outside a barbershop a 3 a.m., waiting to buy the combat sports equivalent of a $200 high-definition television at Walmart. Just bear in mind that hair clipping is an even more delicate practice than oft maligned tattoo artistry. And given that hair stubble must be incorporated into the final product, there is a good chance you’ll end up with a TRT’d version of your favorite female sports icon.