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Guy proposes to his girlfriend while she’s caught in his triangle choke, just watch it

Guy proposes to his girlfriend while she’s caught in his triangle choke, just watch it

10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu in West LA, enter your information for a free DVD and a thirty-day trial at some rugged 10th Planet jitz taught by blackbelt and actor @Scottiemc2. That’s my free plug for the year. Unfortunately you need to wait until 2014 for the next free plug from us. My neck fell off and I had to replace it with candy corn. I guarantee you will never read that sentence ever again for the rest of your life. That’s why I put it in there. You’ll probably never see another guy propose to his girlfriend as he catches her in a triangle. If they weren’t training jitz then that phrase has an entirely different meaning. It could mean the guy and his girlfriend exist in a dimension of simple geometry and he decided to propose to her after she was literally trapped inside of a triangle. That place doesn’t sound like any fun. Bob Ross wouldn’t approve of triangles in the universe that he created on his canvas of life. If you didn’t shed a tear after watching that Bob Ross video in the link then you simply aren’t human — get off our planet and go back to whatever solar system you belong to.

Bob Ross existed in this world only to inspire you.

That statement needed its own paragraph. Sharing it with other words in this article would have been disrespectful. This triangle proposal however, it can be wedged anywhere. Check out the video and props to @RagingRojo for the find.

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