This guy looks like he’s part chupacabra with that eye. Let’s face it, who could really believe there’s some animal that wanders the fields of Mexico, killing livestock and surgically removing their organs? Come on, folks. According to modern convention, the chupacabra is a alien creature with scaly, green skin that has piercing red eyes and only exists in Mexico because — well no one really knows why it stays in Mexico. Perhaps the US Border Patrol really has a strong aversion to aliens that are illegal aliens.
Over the weekend, MMA fighter Scott Heckman was forced to cut his seven-win streak after tapping out to his opponent at XFE 24 in Bethlehem, PA shortly after receiving a devastating eye poke, which rendered him into the disfigured mess that you see below. Heckman is calling for the commission to overturn the fight due to the eye poke, but we just can’t see it happen. See what I did there? Actually, you probably didn’t see what I did there. Now, see what I did there? Props to USCombatSports for the find.
