Just as I was writing this article, D**k Grayson sent me the following text ‘Gomi via submission due to underrated wrestling and gnp setup’. He then sent another text saying ‘I’m currently in a Parisian cafe in new jersey about to eat a croque madame(w/egg)’. Unfortunately, that will be the highlight of D**k’s day. In an interview with UFC.com, Gomi said not only does he want to challenge BJ Penn but when he steps into the octagon tonight he will ‘create a ruckus in the UFC‘. Gomi then tweeted (twatted?) that he will have a spectacular knockout tonight and he expects to have a great time at his after-party at The Alley Cat. That’s the definition of gangster. UFC Fight Night comes on tonight on Spike TV and you’re an idiot if you miss it.