Gilbert Yvel, collecting souls. Daily.

If you want to get fans to spill their beers and hop out of their seat, all a fighter needs to do is Gilbert Yvel on someone and you’re guranteed to have screaming fans and an unconscious ref. Whenever Gilbert Yvel fights, its like he shoves explosive sticks of ‘IDontGiveADamnamite’ in his gloves and ignites it right on his opponent’s face. It’s an understatement that Gilbert Yvel has as temper. The dude’s temper has a temper. Yvel is one of the few if not the only MMA fighter who was disqualified due to knocking the referee out cold and then kicking him afterwards. It’s straight violent…ly hilarious. Gilbert Yvel wasnt born. He just ripped through his mother’s womb and started ground and pounding the doctor. Imagine that scenario because that’s Gilbert Yvel in his purest form.

Gilbert fights on June 27th in an event called ‘Ultimate Chaos‘. With a name like that, don’t be surprised if Gilbert jumps in the cage with a Klingon deathsword and starts slicing every neck within a mile of him. Even if that happened, I wouldnt be surprised. It’s Gilbert Yvel man. It shouldnt surprise anyone. Dude has been disqualified for biting (Yes, Mike Tyson style) and my personal favorite, eye gouging. Gilbert Yvel isnt out there to win, he’s out to to claim souls. 

Don’t take my word for it. Read his official press release for ‘Ultimate Chaos‘: “I’m a real fighter, the type fans want to see. I’m just being myself. I just want to go in there and hurt somebody. I’m the guy the American public has been waiting for.” Hell yeah you are. June 27th, Mississippi, be there (or have your soul ripped apart). 

Published on May 31, 2009 at 5:36 pm
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