Feast your eyes upon the official UFC 153: Aldo vs Edgar event poster

I’m not sure if this poster reminds me of an advertisement for ‘Rock ’em, Sock ’em Robots’ or a detailed picture menu of a Brazilian buffet’s daily meat lunch specials. The stiff arms, the lifeless and emotionless eyes on every single image on the poster give me the feeling theer’s a little button on the back of each fighter and I can use to control them in robotic abrupt punching and twisting action. Either that or a gaucho chef is going to skewer them up above a charcoal grill and slather their lifeless bodies in chimmichurri sauce in order to begin serving a line of $9.95 all you can eat lunch special patrons. I’m not sure who is what kind of meat other than Jose Aldo, surely he has to be the top of the line Picanha. Either way both of those intitial brain images are strange and uncomfortable so I’m just going to stop right there and let you be the judge of whether or not this poster is badass or not while I go find out what time Sabor do Brazil opens for lunch.

Published on September 5, 2012 at 1:05 pm
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