Normally I associate Jack Daniels with the liquor, but the other day I met a mechanic also named Jack Daniels. So now when people say ‘Hey Zeus, do want some Jack Daniels and Coke?’ I have to think, ‘Well maybe they are referring to that mechanic that I met the other day’. In that case, ‘No, I don’t need my car fixed, but I will take a soda. No need to wake up Jack tonight’. I’ve never shared a drink with Dana White, but I have done a variety of adult activities with Joe Rogan. Apparently Dana White was kicking it in my territory a few days ago and he didn’t tell me. Bummer. He just missed out on his opportunity to talk to a guy that will undoubtedly convince him that Josh Barnett should so obviously be in the UFC that it’s hilarious. Check out this clip of a very joyous Dana White answering questions from a guy that has no idea what to say other than to flub up his words. [Source]
