Dustin Poirier has commissioned a posse of wild zombies to help him prepare for his fight against Chan Sung Jung

My girlfriend habitually teases me on my fascination with miscellaneous survival tools and tactical storage assemblies.  While she lives a life of denial that existence as we know it will one day come to a dramatic end, I pride myself in knowing that I have enough beef jerky and firepower to fuel a week-long pillaging onslaught, should I ever run out of toilet paper.  The totality of rhinestones in the Las Vegas Affliction boutique will have less value than the pack of Twinkies in my bug-out bag.  It is with this philosophy that Dustin Poirier is approaching his training camp as he prepares to fight the Korean Zombie.  In addition to training Muay Thai, Jiu-Jitsu, and takedown defense, he has commissioned a pack of wild zombies to attack him at random points of the day to insure he has all his bases covered.  Props to Dustin for his preparedness… He is a posterboy for what all of us should be doing on a regular basis to be ready for the zombie apocalypse.


Be sure to check out Fightville, staring Dustin Poirier which arrives in theaters this Friday for a further look into his training regimen and life as an aspiring UFC Champion.

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