I offered to buy Dominick Cruz a drink in San Jose a few years ago, he denied my advances to get him intoxicated. Next time I see Cruz, I will suggest he buy me a drink and when he does, I will deny it as some lame attempt at revenge. I’ll show this Dominick Cruz who’s boss, and when I do, I will enjoy a delicious meal at Applebee’s. Basically what I’m trying to say is I will never enjoy that meal at Applebee’s because Dominick Cruz would dominate me in every physical altercation imaginable. That’s why he’s called ‘The Dominator,’ although that statement does not apply to Halo 4. He would get schooled.
People need to realize there’s an entire generation of MMA viewers that have no idea who Dominick Cruz is other than a commenter on UFC on FOX. This isn’t even an insult, it’s true. The last time Dominick Cruz fought inside the Octagon, Steve Jobs was still alive.
In this AXS TV interview, Cruz talks to Kenny Rice about what he’s been up to since he fought Mighty Mouse at UFC Live (remember those?) on October 1st 2011.