Breaking news out of America’s heartland Newark, New Jersey UFC President Dana Frederick White believes Conor McGregor would kick Floyd “Money” Mayweather’s ass. In a rare candid interview from the UFC President, White would go on to also explain how boxing is only one thing while mixed martial arts is a mixture of the art some say are martial, which is also a thing. Fascinating insider info from White.
The usually reserved White would even go on to say that UFC strawweight sensation Paige VanZant could also kick pound for pound the best professional boxer on Earth’s ass. VanZant, who was texting on her phone at the time of White’s declarative statement, nodded and smiled. To White’s point he probably meant that since VanZant is so good at fighting and Mayweather is not so good, the 115 pound female could destroy “Money” with one hand fighting and the other tweeting selfies.
To further his argument White began pointing at random UFC interns, Zuffa support staff, and UFC media members as people who could also kick Mayweather’s ass. At press time no one from Team Money Mayweather has commented on the fact that anyone vaguely associated with MMA or the UFC could destroy him in a fight.