Dan Henderson guarantees he will retire, but not yet

If there were an ice cream named after Dan Henderson, it wouldn’t matter how it tasted as long as you got brain freeze with every spoonful. It wouldn’t be a very enjoyable flavor whatsoever. In fact, anything named after Dan Henderson should give you a headache just by having to think of the supernatural powers in his right hand. In a perfect world, the totality of the US military would find ways to harness that power in peace negotiations by serving up that metaphorical ice cream to enemy combatants and having them spew up everything they know with a single taste. Unfortunately, Dan Henderson chose to become an MMA fighter instead of a dairy farmer, and we have to settle for spectacular MMA performances instead of world peace. Luckily, his MCL injury will not sideline him from combat for long. Here’s what he had to say about his recovery and eventual retirement, courtesy of Inside MMA.

Published on August 28, 2012 at 6:22 pm
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