Unfortunately, we can’t begin every single day of our lives with sunshine, rainbows and skittles coming out of our orifices. There has to be some bad mornings to give us a reason to appreciate the good. Maybe instead of hitting it in the morning like J Cole you rolled over and realized that hot chick you were just about to dryhump in your dream was actually your drooling hairy dog. Maybe you woke up to the fabulous smell of a delicious breakfast of eggs benedict, piles of bacon and chocolate chip pancakes but when you walked into the kitchen you realized that smell was wafting from your neighbors house. Maybe you came to the realization that your Mom clearly hates you since all you have for breakfast is a bowl of Grape-Nuts and some expired milk.
We just have to accept these small morning failures as a part of the balancing of the universe. If you didn’t have a downer moment this morning and need one to balance things out for you today, we can help you out. Looks as though our champ Junior Dos Santos is going to be out for a little while. According to Portal do Vale Tudo, JDS checked into a hospital in Brazil last night and will be having surgery on his left knee meniscus today. Here’s a picture of JDS getting prepped:
Damn, that is a bummer. The report says he won’t be back training for at least 20 to 30 days, so we might have to wait a little longer to see the champ defend his belt. Speedy recovery wishes for Junior Cigano. [source]