I woke up around 2am this morning in the midst of an extremely disturbing nightmare that involved glass elevators, eyeballs, and being chased by some guy that looked a whole lot like the psycho orange haired Aurora Colorado shooter. It was such a real feeling dream that I had to get up out of bed and check the locks on my doors and look out the window to make sure there wasn’t some creepy eyeballs staring back at me.
When I woke up I watched this interview Karyn Bryant did with our buddy Damarques Johnson and the first thing I saw was eyeballs and orange on his creepy tshirt and it was like the whole scary nightmare came right back into my brain. Thanks a bunch D-Zilla-your hairy, eyeball covered colorful tshirt is an exact abstract version of my psycho killer nightmare. Now I’m going to have to relive being chased by a lunatic murderer throughout the day. Karyn Bryant might like the shirt, but I think everyone here prefers Dzilla in MiddleEasy green. Thankfully, Damarques won’t be fighting in that creepy tshirt this weekend when he fights at UFC on FOX 4. Here he is wearing that creepy t-shirt and talking about punching Mike Swick in the face this Saturday night.