I find it hilarious that people feel the need to make the statement of ‘Sure, I’ll date Cyborg.’ As if that option will ever be on the table for the rest of your life. If you were to combine every parallel universe that has ever existed since the beginning of time, at no point will Cris Cyborg choose to ditch her husband, Evangelista Cyborg in order to try her shots with you. Don’t worry, folks. You will never be in a situation to decide if you would like to be with Cris Cyborg. Let the debate end.
Cris Cyborg killed the protector of Asgard in the movie Thor. Just kidding, but it does not negate the fact that she has all the innate abilities to do so. That’s why from a logical standpoint, it makes complete sense for Cyborg’s paycheck to rise since she’s one of the few champions that has never been defeated in the organization she’s competed in, not to mention she’s successfully defend her title twice in just one year. Cris Cyborg is wondering how she can make bread if Strikeforce doesn’t show her the dough in this interview with TATAME.
“I’m pretty sad not to be fighting and I’m trying to renegotiate my contract for a year, but Strkeforce doesn’t want to made a deal, they want to keep paying me what they paid before, but now I’m the event’s champion and I’ve never been defeated in Strikeforce. I just wanted to be recognized.”
The reality is we all would fail miserably in any type of athletic competition against the Strikeforce 145lb champion. That is, until the athletic commission recognizes that throwing plasma grenades half-way across the map onto an opponent in Halo Reach is as an actual sport. Cyborg outworks 99.99% of the human population in her daily training regime, so at the very least, she should be making enough money to sign with an organization that she’s the undisputed champion of. That’s my two cents, and I’m keeping them because I need to pay this parking meter at Starbucks. [Source]
