Throwing up in a public place happens to the best of us, it’s a part of life. It’s one of those things where if you haven’t thrown up in a public place yet, you will one day. It’s inevitable. George Bush did it, my old roommate did it all the time, and I too have puked at the worst possible moment. The trick, in my opinion, is to accept it. Make it entertaining for those around you. Back in high school, if my friends and I knew we had to barf, we would find the nearest trampoline and bounce up and down while puking. It was really gross and we weren’t invited back to the two households we pulled that one off in. I also like to employ the stage bow into my forceful expulsion of stomach contents. It’s classy.
So don’t feel bad, dude on AXS TV fights last weekend. Everyone pukes, you just happened to be in the middle of an MMA fight on AXS TV, and now we are showing your lowlight on MiddleEasy.com for the first time anywhere. You’ll get over it soon. Replenish some electrolytes. Eat soup.