Whenever I mention Cheick Kongo, I always feel obligated to include some ridiculously hard to understand scientific theory to illustrate just how amazing Kongo is inside the octagon. Usually, I mention something that is just so inaccurate that by the end of the sentence, people usually close the site and go do something else like rearrange the pillows on their sofa. Cheick Kongo is the reason North Korea will never launch a nuke at other country. Some dudes have cool nicknames like ‘The Spider’ and ‘The Natural’, Kongo goes by Unstoppable (seriously, he does). If you’re a communist country and you have a list of countries you would like to blow up, you’re forced to scratch off all countries that have a dude named ‘Unstoppable’.
Despite popping his pink finger back into place just to continue fighting, Paul Buentello eventually tapped from Kongo due to strikes on the thigh. Yeah, we’ve never seen it before either but when you’re taking French artillery to the leg that’s the only option you’re pretty much left with. Props to Cheick Kongo on his first win since last April.
