Well, technically no one will be holding any mitts for you when UFC Personal Trainer drops next month. Tiny digital representations of top tier marital arts coaches will actually have mitts for hands, that’s how they were animated. Imagine having to go through your life having mitts in place of your hands, talk about severely limiting your professional options for life. You are a striking coach or nothing.
It could be worse though, you could have Special K blueberry cereal bars for hands. That possibility gives you zero professional advantages, you might as well have no hands, and frankly you probably won’t after the birds get done attacking you. Man, it’s Saturday, try not to think about having birds eating your cereal bar hands and watch this trailer introducing all of the coaches for UFC Personal Trainer instead.