Last year I read a thread on the UG entitled ‘AOKI “little nerd” Shinya‘. The only thing I could do was shoot milk from my nose. I had no control over myself. That night I spent hours sporadically laughing at the thought of Shinya Aoki’s nickname being ‘Little Nerd.’ If you go by the name ‘Little Nerd,’ then you’re five times more likely to be immortalized on the face of a Garbage Pail Kids trading card. Trust me, I ran the stats earlier this morning and they’re verified. Actually, that entire sentence is a line from an episode of The Prisoner. There, got you with an obscure quote. Take that.
In just nine days Shinya Aoki will make his ONE FC debut at ONE FC: Rise of Kings and take on France’s Arnaud Lepont in a superfight on the main card. I know Lepont is French because if you ever encounter him, he always sounds like he’s insulting you when he’s really not. At least I hope he isn’t. Quite frankly if he is — I couldn’t do anything about it anyway. There’s a chance that you’ve never heard of Arnaud Lepont — but it’s cool. That’s why we’re giving you this snazzy documentary made by Stuart Cooper right here on MiddleEasy — because we love you, of course.