Tonight, the season premiere of Sons of Anarchy goes down on FX and I will be watching it solely to see Chuck Zito in his natural element. He’s the only guy that I’ve ever geeked out over after meeting. In fact, as I was walking through the Mandalay Bay, I interrupted his poker game by screaming ‘Chuck Zito!’ until he turned around and noticed me. Zito then got up from his chair and gave me one of those traditional ‘bro hugs.’ You know the ones — where two dudes extend their right hand and eventually lean in one shoulder to the other guy’s chest then quickly separates with a parting pat on the back. It’s the only way men can truly embrace each other without losing an ounce of our testosterone. If two women try it, they look overly ridiculous.
Someone should tell Kyle Kingsbury there’s no reason to ride a motorcycle if you can afford a car. We don’t need Kingsbury getting Frank Mired at any point in his career. Check out this picture Javier Mendez tweeted of the light heavyweight’s road burned back after a motorcycle accident over the weekend.