President Obama doesn’t have large shoes to fill. The guy is like a size 9. Bigfoot Silva has large shoes to fill — that’s the reason why he’s actually named ‘Bigfoot.’ His feet would be magically delicious if he could place purple horse shoes on and soak them in milk so they can get all soggy. It would be pretty hilarious if Bigfoot Silva underwent the process of binding his feet like women do in traditional China. Actually that ritual is just an archaic method of physical deformation, as evidenced by this picture. Although it can’t be any different than Western cultures adapting the African ritual of ear lobe stretching. Now imagine Bigfoot Silva getting his ear stretched — that thing could replace Saturn’s ring.
Rashad Evans may have large shoes to fill, but it’s Chael Sonnen’s job to lick them. That’s right, Sonnen made a bet with Evans that if Dan Henderson lost to Lyoto Machida at UFC 157, he would lick Rashad’s shoes — and my god he really did it. Check out the video below of the saliva-filled antics.
