I cheated on every single calculus exam in college in order to pass the course and earn the credits I needed to graduate. Sorry Mr. Schiavo, but after taking your class for the third time, I couldn’t rely on your broken English to understand the material. Sitting next to Korean exchange students was a far better strategy. If you somehow end up reading this (even though you have no interest in MMA, and couldn’t care less about me after the end-of-year review I wrote to the department about you), please understand that when you left to make copies of crossword puzzles, the entire class exchanged answers like pack of cool-hand senior citizens playing a game of Bingo. This probably comes as a surprised to you, I’m sorry for being the one to break it. Rest assured that Alistair Overeem never took your class, but if he did, he wouldn’t cheat. In fact, he has never cheated at anything his entire life. Let’s let Chael Sonnen explain why accusing him of foul-play is immature of the media and fans alike.