Most of us reading this did not get to witness in person the greatness of the the first ever ONE FC event held on September 3 of this year. Zeus did and if you somehow missed his play by play of the event you can still go back and check it out here. ONE FC has recognized our misfortune and released a highlight of the event that could possibly cause you to sell off all of your belongings on craiglist and move to Singapore. This might cause some massive exodus of people from countries all over the earth to converge upon the poor unsuspecting Singaporeans.
This convergence of salivating MMA junkies might resemble what a second wave of the Dancing Plague of the middle ages might look like today. Back in the middle ages it was ergots that probably caused this plague of ‘collective hysterical disorder’ or ‘mass madness’ that included ‘nervous spasms, psychotic delusions, spontaneous abortion, convulsions and gangrene.‘ Damn. Forget the evils of cocaine-ergots was one hell of a drug it seems. Luckily the effects of this ONE FC highlight reel don’t involve any flesh rotting illnesses that we are aware of. They might make you dance around your living room spastically though, so please do put all of your grannies breakable tchotchkes away before you press play and enjoy.
