Brett Cooper will make you change the way you think about beards. Damn Brett, that’s a pretty large responsibility. Didn’t mean to throw you under the bus like that. However, I think whatever bus that chooses to run over you will get demolished by the immensity of your Battle Beard. If Chuck Norris’ beard is the Fedor Emelianenko of facial hair, Brett Cooper’s beard would be like Jon Bones Jones. Of course, Don Frye’s mustache would be like Don Frye’s mustache. Hopefully Cooper will continue to maintain and perhaps grow out his beard, but judging from the looks of our brief interview with him, the beard appears to be in immediate danger.