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Breaking: Tori Spelling being groomed as next big UFC celebrity signing

Breaking: Tori Spelling being groomed as next big UFC celebrity signing
Donna Martin graduated and now she can break your arm if she wants. Actress Tori Spelling broke hearts on the 90s drama Beverly Hills 90210 with her role as Donna Martin. A part time actress and current full time reality star, Spelling is attempting to become a triple threat. When the UFC signs Spelling to a CM Punk like seven fight deal the headline will read “from the stage to the cage”. Or “Off the screen because she’s mean please buy our Pay Per Views.” 
Pro wrestling is a form of scripted reality TV so fans will pay to see a pro wrestler like CM Punk fight in the UFC. “True Tori” is a reality TV series based on the life of Tori Spelling so fans will pay to see a reality star like Spelling fight in the UFC. The UFC knows economics and they can see the dollar signs attached to Spelling entering the women’s bantamweight division. 
In fact Spelling is already one step ahead of CM Punk and is currently training Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu at Jean Jacques Machado’s Malibu Academy. A prodigy, rumblings are Spelling slammed Master Jean Jacques Machado on her first day of training. With those type of natural grappling skills, Spelling should shoot up the BJJ belt ranks in no time. 
If asked about possibility of signing a 0-0 inexperienced Tori Spelling to a fight contract, UFC president Dana White will likely roll his eyes, laugh in your face, and maybe curse in your general direction. A keen business mind, White knows how to keep even the most accomplished MMA journalists at bay so the UFC can break their own news. With one BJJ class under her belt, the rally to get Tori Spelling to the UFC starts now. Fans will picket the Zuffa offices in Las Vegas with home made signs and cry catchy chants until the UFC does the right thing and lets Tori Spelling test her skills inside the Octagon. 


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