Last night while I was rummaging through my backpack of broken promises to my ex-girlfriend, I found this gem hidden deep within the MMA vaults. Back in 2009, Tito Ortiz and Dana White made up — and subsequently made out. Of course, this happened just a year before the two were supposed to have a sanctioned boxing match to settle their beef. For all intents and purposes, Ortiz and White wanted to metaphorically kill each other. Not like when you stole your roommate’s nacho dip and he told you he was going to kill you (and somehow get his nacho dip back through senseless, cold-blooded murder) or when you got into a car accident and the other driver hops out of his vehicle and says ‘I’m going to kill you — but first we need to swap insurance information.’ Not at all. The rivalry between the two reached epic proportions, which nearly forced Tito Ortiz to sign with Affliction and take on Fedor Emelianenko in late 2008.
Fortunately cooler heads prevailed, and even hotter lips emerged. Ugh, that was brutal to write. I’m straight, folks. I’m not sure how to prove this — but you must trust me on this. Now check out the kiss that ended all beef and forged a relationship with Tito Ortiz and Dana White that lasted until his retirement this year at UFC 148.
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