Rafael dos Anjos’ first UFC lightweight title defense will be against Donald Cerrone. We are 99.99% sure these two lightweights will do violent things to each other. But when will dos Anjos versus Cerrone actually happen? Will the hyper active Cerrone really wait until December to punch someone in the face again?
How many beers will Cerrone have to shotgun in order to cure his Octagon impatience?
Bored on Twitter, Cerrone just poured three gallons of gasoline onto his proposed bout with dos Anjos and lit it on fire. While this fresh tweet was resting on the interweb, Cerrone walked off in slow-motion, put on a Cowboy hat, and probably kissed a single FarmersOnly.com model on the lips. Dos Anjos for his part is attempting to silence Cerrone’s PED accusations with talk of injuries and wanting to finish “The Cowboy” in the cage.
Compelling stuff from the champ.
@187_clayo I’ll fight as soon as the doctors clear me
— Rafael dos Anjos (@RdosAnjosMMA) July 17, 2015
@kybergfors @ufc @lorenzofertitta my next opponent is cowboy and that is who in focusing on
— Rafael dos Anjos (@RdosAnjosMMA) July 17, 2015
@mattkickboxer I want to go in there and finish him
— Rafael dos Anjos (@RdosAnjosMMA) July 17, 2015
“@AustinTAllen: @Cowboycerrone Any news on when you’re beating Dos Anjos?” Whenever he cycles off and can pass the blood test
— Cowboy Cerrone (@Cowboycerrone) July 20, 2015