Did you know 7 million people in Germany sunbathe naked? Did you also know that there are offical studies indicating that number has been declining by 2% every year? The people of Germany will become tan line wearing folks like the rest of us. Oh no, that’s really bad news for the people in this world that appreciate the art of naked sunbathing. If this keeps up, in 50 years there will be no more naked sunbathing in Germany. Going to the beach in Germany is going to get a little less exciting every year.
That’s definitely not something to be stoked about, if you happen to live or spend a bunch of time in Germany. I don’t, so that statistic has no bearing on my level of happiness today. I’m just expressing sympathy for their situation. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, I can tell you what I am stoked about today–Strikeforce! Next saturday night, July 30th! It’s a card stacked with so much awesomeness it’s going to probably be another fight night that makes us all weep at the thought of the imminent total osmosis of Strikeforce into the UFC.
Let’s start getting hyped up for this event with a little Tyron Woodley highlight. Woodley is fighting Paul Daley. If that doesn’t make you squirm gleefully in your computer chair at the thought of all the violent face smashing to come–I’m disappointed in your lack of enthusiasm. Drink a couple of Four Lokos and call me when you have a better attitude. Enjoy!