Generally, whenever humans feel the need to eat an animal, we always choose something that we can easily beat up in a street fight. I can never imagine a scenario in which a chicken will give me any problems inside the cage. I’m pretty sure I can outbox 100% of all cows on this earth. But Ubereem, dude left humanity long ago. Now he’s elevated to a plane of existence where only horse meat will satisfy his cravings. Well, horse meat and sushi. Lots of friggin sushi. Check out this video of Ubereem losing a sushi eating contest to a female in Tokyo, Japan. Props to PRIDE_Japan for the find.