Fedor Emelianenko doesn’t train in Russia, Russia trains in Fedor. Damn these old Chuck Norris jokes, not all of them work when applied to Fedor (or Ubereem). Let me try another: ‘They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Fedor Emelianenko killed the cat. Every single one of them’. Not sure how that would go over with PETA or my friend who sends me emails why I’m going to hell for eating a Carne Asada. Here’s another: ‘Fedor Emelianenko originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows – A swift overhand right to the face’. Ah, there we go.
Fedor is just days away from his highly anticipated return to Japan and judging by this newly-released training video, it appears The Last Emperor has left the playgrounds of Stary Oskol and is finally using technology to perfect his MMA game. Props to FrontRowBrian for the find.
