Sometimes I drink blue cheese first and then eat a bunch of baby carrots because I can’t decide on the portion of blue cheese I should allocate to each baby carrot. It takes the guessing game out of the equation. Every baby carrot is treated equally in my stomach, regardless of miniature stature. I guess that also applies to Mini Oreos. Hey, if I can eat them then there’s nothing inferior about them. In the culinary game, they call that the ‘Affirmative Action Diet.’
It’s a new month and things have shifted in the MMA universe. Check out the results of our last edition of ‘Baller or Buster’ and remember, you can vote on the new polls on the sidebar of every page!
Fedor Emelianenko continuing his MMA career
Baller: 89.9%
Buster: 10.1%
One FC implementing soccer kicks and head stomps
Baller: 94.6%
Buster: 5.4%
