So… hand egg, huh? Let’s get this out of the way Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson and Greg Hardy are awful scumbags, Ray McDonald is allegedly a scumbag.
So now that’s out of the way, we can talk about the sport that is hand egg. The sport has changed so much since I started watching as a child. Most notably in the passing game, gone are the days of many teams running the ball 50% of the time. Here are the days where nearly everyone throws for 4,000 yards. Along with the changing of the game, we are now in the age of dual threat quarterbacks. As I write this Andrew Luck picked up a first down with his feet.
Aaron Rodgers is one of these sneaky athletic dual threat quarterbacks. Aaron Rodgers is so sneaky athletic in fact that he can crowd surf on some linemen, land on his feet and… fall short of the goal line. Maybe he’s been to one too many Bane shows? That’d explain the crowd surfing.