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Keanu Reeves has finally left the Matrix, and will play a monster-slaying samurai in 47 Ronin

After watching this incredible trailer of 47 Ronin, it’s hard not to think what Morpheus feels about Neo’s new career change. I mean from helping out the people in Zion to prevent an onslaught of machines to traveling back in time and being some sort of samurai that slays monsters and evil shoguns. With all these bad guys, how can they not know that Keanu Reeves has unlocked the secrets of The Matrix? The dude doesn’t even have to breathe — it’s not even real air! In short, if Neo wants to stop you from doing something, just let him do it. There’s no need to pick up your sword and do twirling or any type of unnecessary acrobatic maneuver. You’re eventually going to be vanquished and later made fun of by everyone in the theater.

The only thing anyone really knows about 47 Ronin is that it’s based off the 1947 film ‘The 47 Ronin‘ and it involves Keanu Reeves not Kung-Fu fighting with Agents. Check it out and props to DENV3RtheDESTROY3R for the news tip, enjoy your 100 points.

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