After ten years, we find out that the rumors are false. Fedor is not a cybernetic, time-traveling robot from the future. He’s a human being that…makes mistakes. I know, it’s a lot of information to ingest this Monday morning so I’ll give you guys a minute to gather your emotions. Are you good now? In that minute, I found and killed a roach that was crawling up my wall. Vastly more productive than your sobbing in the corner of your mother’s guest room.
The post-fight press conference held minutes after Fedor’s first loss in a decade was filled with a room of roughly eighty journalists in complete silence. Everyone sort of knew they were somehow a part of the greatest upset in MMA history and we all held on to every word The Last Emperor said. Here’s the video from that strange moment for you guys to re-live.