If we all find ourselves in some post-apocalyptic Earth and you encounter Junior Dos Santos among a football field of rubble, don’t expect him to be some altruistic saint that will help you survive. In fact, if you see Junior Dos Santos in a post-apocalyptic earth and he’s not surrounded by burning effigies, systematic explosions and a giant axe made from radiator blades, human bones and tire rubber — then it’s not Junior Dos Santos. In your post apocalyptic journey, you’ve encountered someone that only appears to be one of the most feared heavyweights in the world. You’ve been duped. Now turn to page 47.
Ah, damn. That’s what you would read if this article were the end of a chapter from a Choose Your Own Adventure book.
The fact that Junior Dos Santos appears to be a guy that you should so obviously not want to anger should not surprise any of you. We’ve seen evidence of his path of destruction from the human remains he left at UFC 90, 95, 103, 108, 117, 131, UFC Live — look, you guys get the point by now.
Now Dos Santos seeks to apply his handy work on Cain Velasquez’s face at UFC 166 by avenging his only loss in the promotion. Mike Fight Promo make this amazing trailer of the upcoming bout, and we suggest you watch it before UFC removes it from the internet.
