See, playa is ‘beach’ in Spanish. Do I need to get Riff Raff in here to explain every miniscule joke on MiddleEasy? I will, whenever he’s done being amazed at the concept of beer. Alternatively I can play Injustice for the rest of the week and accomplish nothing. That would mean no joke on MiddleEasy will be explained and I will have a serious case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome by Sunday. If that actually happened, it would mean that there would be no Sunday Morning Rumor Mill and a majority of people would go to bed disappointed and depressed. I can’t let that happen, folks. Wait, what was all of this contingent on — having Riff Raff explain a joke — and you actually read all of that stuff? My god you guys are dedicated.
This is the part of the article that I stop assembling fleeting thoughts and start getting to the actual content. Usually it’s followed by a reference from the subject of the article and then a direct call to action, like ‘watch’ or ‘check out.’ This time, I’m changing it up a bit. Go construct a model airplane and throw it off your neighbor’s roof to see how long it will fly. You don’t even have to watch the Marina Shafir video, but you better get the model glue out and make that plane a reality.
