If Kimbo Slice was paid for every time he’s been exploited, then he would — oh wait, he has. Who would have known that being a guy recognized for street fighting and rocking elaborate facial/head hair combinations would force one’s entire career to be pigeon holed into ‘that scary guy who beats up people.’ Why can’t Kimbo Slice be known for the philosopher that he truly is? Let’s face it, the ‘inner-me, is my enemy’ shows a deep appreciation for psychoanalysis, and a guy who used to sleep in a Jeep under a bridge came up with that quote. Let’s focus on that stuff, Hollywood. Otherwise, you will force me to take off my MMA writing gloves and jump into the screenwriting arena. Enough of the threats, tonight I’m going to start writing a screenplay that features Kimbo as a guy that doesn’t go around beating up people with his fists and various weapons in his vicinity. Once I’m done, I’ll shop it around Hollywood and find a studio that will eventually pitch it to a producer that is bold enough to revolutionize the film industry. However, in the meantime, watch this clip of Kimbo Slice playing as some tribal warrior dude in the new Scorpion King 3 film. [Source]
