MMA Rundown

Check out this slick flying triangle from Cage Warriors 68

10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu in West LA, enter your information for a free DVD and a thirty-day trial at some rugged 10th Planet jitz taught by blackbelt and actor @Scottiemc2. That’s my free plug for the year. Unfortunately you need to wait until 2015 for the next free plug from us. My ankle broke in half to reveal the meaning of the universe. I guarantee you will never read that sentence ever again for the rest of your life. That’s why I put it in there. You’ll probably never see another cage-assisted flying triangle either, at least not in Cage Warriors. If the guy who pulled it off wasn’t  training jitz then that phrase has an entirely different meaning. It could mean the guy exist in a dimension of simple geometry and he decided use a flying shape to trap his opponent in. That place doesn’t sound like any fun. Bob Ross wouldn’t approve of triangles in the universe that he created on his canvas of life. If you didn’t shed a tear after watching that Bob Ross video in the link then you simply aren’t human — get off our planet and go back to whatever solar system you belong to.

Bob Ross existed in this world only to inspire you.

That statement needed its own paragraph. Sharing it with other words in this article would have been disrespectful. This flying triangle from Cage Warriors 68 however, it can be wedged anywhere.