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Mark Hunt may have the creepiest fan the MMA world has ever seen

Mark Hunt may have the creepiest fan the MMA world has ever seen

Leave it to Sherdoggers to come across one of the most bizarre displays of MMA fandom MiddleEasy has ever witnessed (we think, at least).

So there's a guy named 'Hassy' that has somewhat of a unhealthy fascination with Mark Hunt. Look, we all have a man crush on the guy, but Hassy is slightly taking it into restraining order levels. Apparently if you visit Mark Hunt's Facebook page, Hassy has been leaving some creepy heartfelt messages about the Super Samoan, like this one:

Dear HUNT

At first, thanks for ur greatful fight wiz Bigfoot.
I was very excited. HUNT, u're real Superman.

But, I knew from ur tweet...u're broken hand.
I'm very worried. Can I watch ur bravely fight on "Giant Killing 3"...?
And, Can I meet u again...? I'm lookin' forward to u come back to JPN.

Boku wa, HUNT ni sugoku aitai(I want to meet u very much)...

2013.12.9
HASSY "XJP" Nishikawa

But it doesn't stop there. Hassy also illustrates his love for Mark Hunt in these highly-elaborate fantasy depictions of himself and Mark Hunt.

 

Wait, it gets even more bizarre. Here's one of Hassy congratulating Hunt on his new baby -- with a reminder that the family should celebrate him (Hassy) as well.

 

Of course no stalker's arsenal is complete without a depiction of the person being stalked surrounded by snow blossoms.

 

And this, this is just weird.

 

This is what Hassy wants Mark Hunt to wear the next time he visits Japan.

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0 # TDM 2014-01-07 16:46
Whaaat the fuck...
I'd love to believe that this is some elaborate troll job, but no one's that dedicated.
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+2 # Mr.Kimura 2014-01-07 21:52
I want to drop some knowledge.

In Japan, there is a magazine called G-men. It is a gay friendly magazine featuring Larger, (bear like) males of different backgrounds.

The more you know...
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-1 # AuntieRazor 2014-01-07 22:13
...and you seem very "in-the-know" with that mag.
Mr. Kreepy Kimura!!!
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-1 # Yari 2014-01-07 16:49
Yeah this seriously creeped me out. And I'd like to think I've seen some of the worst shit the internet has to offer by now.

Looks like he did meet Hunt at that Giant Killing event. Has Hunt been spotted since?

https://www.facebook.com/takanori.XJP.nishikawa?hc_location=stream
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-1 # Dave Walsh 2014-01-07 19:19
I like that Mark Hunt was wearing what the kid requested. Did he predict it or.... I.... oh god
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+2 # Lefthea D. Kick 2014-01-07 16:52
Seems like a typical Japanese person to me.
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-4 # fuckandersonsilva 2014-01-07 16:52
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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+9 # 310 2014-01-07 17:41
If you don't like mark hunt this much, I think YOU'RE gay.
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0 # shinesobright 2014-01-07 17:57
I think Mark Hunt brings out the creepy fan in all of us.
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0 # Gardeninja 2014-01-07 18:05
I want him to draw me making clay bowls Ghost style with Keith Hackney.
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-1 # Systemrecords 2014-01-07 18:13
whoa...this is the same guy that wanted to take a stroll on the beach with Mark Hunt a couple of years back, they made a UG thread about it and everything...th is guy is continuing to stalk Hunt thru social media....the pic he drew with mark in the picture frame of his fingers reminds me of that fake girlfriend fiasco involving that football player from Duke, and then you found out his friend had a gay crush on him haha
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0 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2014-01-07 18:29
This is my favourite article in months.
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-7 # CharlatansUnited 2014-01-07 19:25
The Japs operate on different level of consiousness..

I may never understand those slopes, but who am I to judge them? Those slanty eyed butter heads deserve to be happy like everybody else

So what if he longs for Mark Hunts loving embrace?
Does that make him "weird" ?
Probably so
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-3 # Guysmalley 2014-01-07 20:01
Good grief i illustrate and that is creepy alittle too personal
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-4 # SST 2014-01-07 21:48
AssKissToTheAnu s, stop creeping Mark Hunt out, you dirty, hairy cunt!
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-2 # TheW1ldcard 2014-01-07 23:53
Tha fuck...
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-3 # PermitMeFisticuffsBrother 2014-01-08 00:51
Awwww bless.

fo realz tho

that is a little bit creepy
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-1 # kr0ss 2014-01-08 07:36
Just googled calendered October 29th for Hassy's birthday. Looks like Mr. Hunt is going to be the only one celebrating this awesome day!
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-1 # aint.that.a.kick.in.the.head 2014-01-08 10:27
Dudes laying in a pile of Japanese maple leaves like a new born baby,

Is he is he is he gay?


Nigga dafuck you mean is he gay?
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-1 # Hooha 2014-01-08 13:42
in the last panel of the comic where Hassy hugs Hunt, check out Hassy's left hand:
right on Hunt's crotch!

In the photos Hassy looks like a Japanese Marilyn Manson...
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