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Ronda Rousey says she's Batman and Miesha Tate is Scarface, the women's division is Gotham City

Ronda Rousey says she's Batman and Miesha Tate is Scarface, the women's division is Gotham City

Surely Friday has to the be last of work for many of you that have an office job. I just can't imagine a scenario in which your employer would ask you to come in on December 23rd. If they do, then you're under some pretty slave-like working conditions, and you should probably leave your employer as soon as possible. Granted during slavery, I'm not sure if they got the day before Christmas eve off -- but I'm not sure about the social dynamics of slavery. Some conservative republicans actually still believe slavery was a good thing, and that liberal media has portrayed it in a bad light. Selling humans to other humans a good thing -- people just love being outrageous for the sake being outrageous.

Heads up, folks. Ronda Rousey believes slavery was a bad thing. I know this for a fact. Her opponent Miesha Tate, there has been no verifiable evidence of her on record saying slavery was bad. Do you really want a person that may think slavery is a good thing as your UFC women's bantamweight champion? I thought not. Choose correctly, choose Ronda Rousey in 2014.

Take note FOX News, that's how you put a spin on a story. In fact you should probably just hire me to be an executive producer of the network. I can gaslight with the best of them. Just to be clear, we don't think Miesha Tate believes in slavery. I was being ridiculous.

Oh, Ronda Rousey interview.

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+5 # rouseysadyke 2013-12-20 13:52
first... hate rousey so much
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-5 # hondapussy 2013-12-20 14:07
cant wait for cyborg to knock this ugly skank the fuck out.
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+10 # Al Sharpton 2013-12-20 14:11
Wait, that looks like the Rosa Parks of MMA.
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+12 # heftyfine 2013-12-20 14:18
I honestly believe she is retarded. I can't stand her
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+14 # NoHomo 2013-12-20 14:35
Fuck Ronda. Batman is way better looking
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+2 # bayzel22 2013-12-21 15:46
Kinda cute how she holds that little tit though
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0 # cutu2bad 2013-12-22 17:25
Every Time i watch KickBoxer I pray Ronda was Eric Slone .
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-5 # Moep 2013-12-20 14:35
UFC 168 would be great card
but no fight is more epic than this

http://gifti.me/i/9KurjHZp2.gif
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-6 # Moep 2013-12-20 14:36
epic
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+8 # Circled Square 2013-12-20 14:53
Ric Flair? This bitch is Mongo McMichael
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+1 # MMAsshole 2013-12-20 15:08
Her arms look bigger than cyborg
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+3 # Judo Mike 2013-12-20 18:00
Dems some judo arms.
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+1 # bayzel22 2013-12-21 15:49
Its those small tits, make her arms look bigger
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-4 # RainDropp 2013-12-20 15:10
The only ppv I'd pay to see this cunt in is her getting bukkake'd by 120 dudes.
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-3 # GetYa_IssueN337 2013-12-20 15:30
War Rousey no need to argue with the haters fuck it...
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-1 # EDubKTFO 2013-12-20 15:36
:-x
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+2 # mookiestick 2013-12-20 15:38
Check out ActorWoman. Laying down that Hollywood knowledge like she was on the red carpet. Her ignorance is baffling...
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+5 # thisguyhere 2013-12-20 15:46
So she's Batman and Miesha Tate is Tony Montana?
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+3 # The Dude Abides 1 2013-12-21 12:20
Yeah, I thought she meant Two-Face. Apparently Miesha Tate is Al Pacino playing a Cuban drug lord or something.
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-11 # Zach6 2013-12-20 16:04
I love how real Ronda is and I can't wait to see her destroy Tate but who ever write the article needs to be fired Idk wtf he was talking about I never met a republican that likes slavery I mean maybe some real crazy libertarians that can't function in the normal world
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-1 # Kalash 2013-12-20 18:46
Libertarians liking slavery? You sure you know what you are talking about?
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+2 # libertarian 2013-12-20 19:00
with all due respect, you are a fucking idiot. Try looking up definitions of words before typing or discussing about it.
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+1 # AuntieRazor 2013-12-22 18:34
@Zack6: I ran out of oxygen, attempting to read your run-on sentence out loud. I'm gonna have to get my cardio up if you're going to continue posting your nonsense.
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-5 # Zach6 2013-12-20 16:05
Wrote not write
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+18 # Danger Waffles 2013-12-20 16:52
...Why am I so bothered by the fact that she called Two-Face "Scarface"?
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-2 # Garrbanzzo 2013-12-20 17:05
I had no Idea Chael Sonnen's dog was such a fan of comics
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-7 # Will-Kill 2013-12-20 18:03
Quoting Danger Waffles:
...Why am I so bothered by the fact that she called Two-Face "Scarface"?

Cause shes a chick and does not know her comic lore....

Watch Tate go all Darkseid on Rousey and fire a Omega Beams at her.
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+8 # kingnerd 2013-12-20 17:41
wow id love to see batman fight ScareFace. I wonder if he wold show him his little friend.
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-4 # Cindy 2013-12-20 18:13
Mo
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+2 # Max Power 2013-12-20 18:59
We get it already. You dorks at Middle Easy go apeshit for this retard.
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+2 # tonyfamilia 2013-12-20 19:55
^jeez, how many fake accounts does Miesha and her little gimp have on middleeasy?
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+1 # Roadrunner 2013-12-20 20:20
Dude leave your liberal politics out of an article about
MMA. The comment about Republicans liking slavery you better do more research before writing crap like that. KkK founded by Democrats as well during civil war Democrats wanted to keep slavery not the other way so stick to MMA and leave your liberal shit out of it.
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0 # someyunguy 2013-12-20 22:57
Yeah, and old Democrats became modern Republicans. Everyone knows their roles swapped a long time ago.
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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-12-21 12:03
Yeah and everyone also knows the two party system is fucking retarded.
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0 # someyunguy 2013-12-21 16:21
I don't see what that has to do with the historical fact that Democrats used to be the conservative party and Republicans the liberal party...

But I completely agree with you. Whole system is stupid.
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+1 # Racso1974 2013-12-20 21:11
Batman sucks and Ronda too.
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+6 # lycan_warlord 2013-12-20 21:16
How about something useful, like a link to that photo shoot you got the cover photo from
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+9 # HighlySuspicious 2013-12-20 22:08
This whole interview seems like a set up to save Rhonda's public persona! I smell zuffa publicists
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-11 # Ermagerd 2013-12-21 00:15
Ronda please have my children!!!!
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+9 # Macca 2013-12-21 02:21
Don't get me wrong, Rousey is an excellent fighter and I have a lot of respect for her work ethic and her style of fighting. Ok, so that being said, as a person, she comes across as pretty unlikable and quite vile. I don't care about that so much because I'm mainly interested in the fights, as should the rest of you. For most of us we won't ever know these fighters personally and how they come across in the media doesn't affect their ability as a fighter. We seem to have reached a point now where MMA is turning into a WWE format, with all the trash talk and shit slinging taking centre stage. What happened to just rocking up for a fight and letting your ability as a mixed martial artist do the talking for you.

Secondly, does anyone think the standard of writing on middleeasy has been going down recently? I've been coming to this site for a fair few years now because it did at one time have well written articles about MMA and covered obscure events that most of the time people wouldn't have known about or found it difficult to look up. Now the articles seem more skewed towards acting like a WWE hype machine for fights. This article in particular has just gone off on a tangent about nothing. Zeus, did you get halfway down. read it back, realise it was a load of bollocks, but found you couldn't be arsed to start over? I use to enjoy reading your insight into MMA, but seriously man, what is this shit? You're clearly a smart bloke and love MMA, so I have to ask again, what IS this shit I'm reading? Over the last year the coverage of events has also stopped being so in depth and has dropped to a standard which is broad and really doesn't separate it from other MMA sites which are ten a penny these days. ME used to be unique, it use to be a site that truly believed it's motto, that MMA is everything. Well, now sadly, I find it harder and harder to see that this is a site that believes this to be the case, and more and more I find it harder to think of a reason to come here.
I don't think I'm the only person that feels this way, and I think a lot of people here are starting to become jaded and tired of the direction of this site. I was really excited when the forums went up, but for the most part these are a wasteland and as of yet, I don't think an active community has begun to really form. For the sake of the site I think you should set up a topic soon and get some feedback from your users and find out what people would like more and less of, before people begin to look elsewhere for their MMA coverage.

I know this is a long ass rant, and I hope you realise it was written out the fondness I have for what you guys did here once upon a time.
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-8 # Korh 2013-12-21 15:49
Shut up dramatic scumbag
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+3 # AuntieRazor 2013-12-22 14:46
There's contact info at the bottom of the page. It'll do you more good to submit your critique there instead of burying it in a random comments section.
If you wanna start up a griping topic in the forum, go for it....or join a knitting circle.
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-5 # SnakeJake 2013-12-21 06:23
I think they're doing pretty good damage control these last few days. Ronda's been able to explain her behavior quit well imo.
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+4 # GUCCI 2013-12-21 10:36
get off her dick ME
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+2 # bayzel22 2013-12-21 15:48
Little tit is so little. Miesha's juicy tits >>> Rousey's little tits
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+3 # Podrick 2013-12-21 17:10
You are right my friend. Love miesha titties too
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-3 # jt33 2013-12-21 16:12
team rousey for life.. ill be checking in next week after she collects another arm. i expect to see some crows being swallowed whole.
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+4 # bayzel22 2013-12-21 16:50
I don't think the people that hate Rousey believe Tate will win. I'm sure they will root for Tate but expect Rousey to win. I don't like either of their personalities but I like to watch them fight and I don't care who wins, just rooting for a bad ass fight. I will predict Tate survives the first round and Ronda will get her first taste of round 2. I kinda wanna go out on a limb and predict a different finish than an armbar but fuck she nails everyone with it so idk.
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+6 # The 2013-12-22 10:45
Nobody thinks Tate is going to win here. We just think Rousey is a cunt.
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+2 # AuntieRazor 2013-12-22 14:40
Ronda really cracks herself up. She's her biggest fan.
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