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Ronda Rousey really hates guys that run lemonade stands

Ronda Rousey really hates guys that run lemonade stands

This entire day consisted of people talking to me and myself not understanding a single word they have to say. Perhaps I suffered a mild stroke throughout the day, or more than likely my attention span was just on reserve mode. I don't think I missed much, however. Some guy tried to tell me how how it was hot in 7-11 -- he kept pointing to a television with the temperature on it but it was like nothing came out of his mouth that was even remotely understood by my brain. I just nodded and walked out in hopes that he wouldn't ask me any follow-up questions. Later tonight as I waited for my vegan burrito to be delivered, some guy kept laughing and pointing at cars. That's literally all the real-life social interaction I've had today. Just those two incidents, and they were completely meaningless.

Somehow all of that ties into Ronda Rousey and this new Insureon Protector commercial in which she displays her hatred of guys that run lemonade stands. I've never heard of this 'Insureon,' but it sounds like Lex Luthor could turn it into a death ray and use it for evil.

Watch Ronda Rousey do her thing in this commercial and beat two guys as if they're named Bryan Caraway. Props to AFrontKicktotheFace for the +100 news tip.

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+29 # DJJohnDouglas 2013-09-06 01:06
I think it's awesome that Ronda is getting paid but this commercial made me feel stupid for watching it.
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0 # Mr.Kimura 2013-09-06 09:44
Could have been directed better
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+3 # Jimmy 8 2013-09-06 12:30
Well at least her ass was nice :-)
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+13 # SnakeJake 2013-09-06 02:41
Yeah, her acting debut is gonna go great.
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+13 # Dave Walsh 2013-09-06 02:45
She has the choreographed fighting thing down pretty well. The acting stuff? Notsomuch.
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+12 # no 2013-09-06 03:30
just no
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+7 # middlemenstruation 2013-09-06 03:59
I soooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooo badly want Meisha tate to whip her ass.
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+1 # j mill 2013-09-06 22:17
Bet all your x-mas $$ on Tate & u'll B spending New Years Eve at home.
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+8 # VivaMiles 2013-09-06 04:09
I'm surprised Bryan Tate wasn't one of the guys in the video, he likes to pick on girls also.
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-5 # MewTwo 2013-09-06 05:22
Ronda looks hot in makeup... just the right mixture of femininity and fitness.

she needs to work on vocal delivery though. they'll likely have to have to overdub her vocals like they did with Carano in her film. that said the only realistic thing about the video was the armbar. no way Rousey hurts anyone with her level of striking, Cat Zingano would have been more believe able
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+4 # teh 2013-09-06 06:13
I've learned that make up can completely change how a person looks, and this goes tenfold for Ronda.

This is what you'd be waking up to every morning:
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article751961.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/ronda-rousey-751961.jpg
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0 # IloveTate 2013-09-11 04:44
What do you mean? Those teeth are beautifull
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+1 # AdamToJamie 2013-09-11 04:54
Myth confirmed: You can polish a turd
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+4 # cutu2bad 2013-09-06 06:06
If honey boo boos chicken nugget on her eye gets any bigger shes gonna have trouble making weight then She will need another reason to Duck cyborg ..
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-1 # j mill 2013-09-07 00:14
Yeah Buddie!.....But i DEFY u 2 find 1 nice Head Shot of Cyborg....JUST 1, w/No P-shopping & No Bag.
ps;
If Cyborg does this commercial..... ,Molly is running down the street screaming while Cyborg Monkey Humps the 2 Dead Guys.
As 4 Duckin CB...,That's sooooo Fn Tired. Ever heard of Dr Mike Dolce? Read up. And 4 CrissSake...ALL Cy has 2do is weigh 136 4 just 1 weigh in 24 hrs b4 the fight. She can weigh whatever AFTER the weigh in. Seems like a small thing 2 make a multi-mill $$ Super Fight happen. But it's just easier 4 all Rousy Haters 2 keep up the " She's duckin' Cyborg" Crap. Just read a little on Dr.Dolce & Cyborg & decide who's Ducking who. UFC is the Best of the Best w/1 womens Div. CB & Tito were offered a UFC Contract & they turned it Down Cold. So either get your Monkey Ass to 136 for a 5 minute weigh in, or Shut the Hell Up & Kick Bananas.
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+7 # middlemenstruation 2013-09-06 06:06
hot? she is a 5 at best
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+5 # cutu2bad 2013-09-06 06:13
Ps Calling it now Honda will go full mayhem Miller after her first lost her head is a wreck imagine her mind after a Real good brain trauma It will be like Dan quinn crossed with time of the month ..
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-2 # That_Dude 2013-09-06 08:11
I wanna see Ronda as female Terminator!
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+4 # Roast Def 2013-09-06 08:18
That advert was lemonaids
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-3 # Digi 2013-09-06 09:16
Dominatrix Ronda I have a lemonade stand. You might want to punish me!

(What can I say that's the sexiest I've ever seen her.)
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-1 # tonyfamilia 2013-09-06 14:15
Loved it.
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0 # acmichal 2013-09-06 15:24
she can be hot when she wants to
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+2 # jt33 2013-09-06 18:17
so many things in this video...

1. i wouldnt be opposed to her fighting in those pants permanently from now on...

2. weird eye make up is weird.

3.im high and forgot the rest....
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+3 # DREW 2013-09-06 22:30
is it weird that i went directly from this to pornhub ?
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-1 # Big Willie 2013-09-07 06:33
:lol: Rhonda needs to come out! Being a undercover carpert muncher is driving her crazy.
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-2 # VOICEofMMA 2013-09-07 12:49
Eh... Her acting could be better, but other than that its cool
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0 # MarkKerrsDignity 2013-09-16 02:39
rhonda looks too manly sometimes....im gassed
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