Welcome to the mysterium tremendum. By this time tomorrow (egh, add a few hours), we either will have a new welterweight champion or we can solidify that the UFC poster curse is just some fanciful notion that was rooted on coincidence. One of those scenarios will 100% take place within 30 hours, and that should fill all of you with incredible anxiety. I've been so tensed throughout the day thinking about this fight that I've only consumed two things since yesterday, and both of those things begins in 'vienna' and ends in 'sausages.' Vegan vienna sausages, by the way. They exist. Come back here at 4pm PST \/ 7pm EST to watch the UFC 167 weigh-ins live on MiddleEasy!